elevator love letter

Monday, January 30, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 8:19 PM

heyya guys!
ummm i don't think it me who wrote that
post below. urgh. so morbid. HAHA! now
this is ME! =D

everyone has his or her mood swings ya?
so i am of no exception? yep.

okay today marks the new year for the Islamic
Calendar! and for every new year there must be
some new year resolutions right? plus i didn't
actually made any for the year 2006.

so here goes. =)

1) To try my best NOT to procrastinate!
(huz says i procrastinate too much =/)

2) To never look down on myself ever!

3) To strive for better results. yeah!
(more mugging? nahh!)

4) Less singing! heh! x)
(i'm sure hinyang is happy about this one)

5) Hopefully less of mugging and spend more quality
time with all my loved ones. =)

Yay! i'm done! Not bad huh?
i think that should be all of it,
basically. yupp.

oh yeah before i take my leave.
HAHA! nice try calvin! that trick
won't work on me. better luck next
time ya? haha. well it was funny
nonetheless. i bet you were surprised
at how accurate i was on guessing the
kidnapper was you! hee. i told you all
already......

i'm psychic..... x)


Beware! Your Thoughts Are
Being Read!


and i bet you're thinking
of how stupid i sound right now.



hahaha! ;D

Sunday, January 29, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 5:43 PM

bleargh. what an awful day it has been.
and it was supposed to be Chinese New
Year and oh yeah Happy Chinese New
Year everybody! =)

anyways. as i was saying. it has been an
awful day! i bit my tongue like nobody's
business today.was like munch then bites
tongue.munch bite munch bite munch bite!
OUCH! now i have to bear with the pain
everytime i eat la.tskkk. =/

sighs and i still have this two pieces of homework
left. two burdening load on my back. bleargh.
so unfun plus i did Amath before E and that proved
to be one wrong move,well at least for me, cause now
i need to readjust my thinking to a lower level. =/
thats something really negative about me and i think
its really evident when i,single-handedly,proved cikgu
fauziah's theory wrong when i scored higher for higher
malay when i should theoretically score higher for norm
malay. booo me la! =(

mmmmm. i think i am living in a freak house.
period. thats all i'm gonna say for now. whatever
alright.

off to completing homework then and
no i am making myself clear over here.
i am NOT mugging! tskk. =/
i hate myself

Wednesday, January 25, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 10:48 PM

training today was so effing. seriously.
it was. i hated myself so much just now.
soooo dismal la. sheesh. and i was feeling
so sleepy. that didn't help at all laaaaaaa.
did hw BEFORE that cause we HAD to kill
FOUR hours for training which started at
5pm. sighs. the disappointment still lingers
though but HECK la. tomorrow got this
match against northland, the school which
sits on the highest pedestal in hockey in
Singapore. okay fine. cool with it. mentally
prepared already. GAHH. whatever. =/

okok time to release my angst by publishing
Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation(HSWC)

HSWC no. 6 :
Girl :
.......that is more stupid la.

Guy :
ummm. its "stupider" not more stupid.

Girl :
huh? (confidently) there's no such word as "stupider" la my dear.

Guy :
ummmm.

Girl :
OH! there is such a word. >.<

HSWC No. 7 :
Calvin :
(argues some theory of the other group)

Ellen Woo :
i agree with him completely.

Bryan Tong :
But you see it was STILL him who did it like
how Newton discovered the LIGHT BULB!!!

(GAWSH i was laughing so hard at this one! >.<)

HSWC no. 7 :
Mdm Lee :
when the gradient is 0, m = 0, so its flat.

Hinyang :
oooh flat has a new definition! m= 0! haha

Me :
gawsh hinyang. shut up la. haha. so mean.

Hinyang :
sooooooooo, is candle m = 0?

Me :
HINYANG! that was SO mean. =/

Hinyang :
oh then what? m = -10 ? hahaha.

Me :
dots and whatever.


HAHA. now that were the quirks of this week.
i seriously can't wait for the loooooong break!
and yes now i DO know that mon and tues are
public holidays! lol. have been hockey hockey
and more hockey these past few weeks. and gawsh
my feet now stinks. i need talc. powder! >.<

hrmmm. i don't know why i didn't even audition
for sajak just now. i mean i SHOULD have given it
a try or something but NO i chose to be with the malay
people and not audition for that damn thing. there is still
pidato which i am even gonna bother about and bahas.
maybe should start reading the bahas passage. yeah as IF
i'll even qualify. there are still sec 4s like Agung and the Indon
Scholars. bahhh. whatever. why am i even THINKING of these
stuffs? tskkk.


ohh this is a long entry already.
hahaha. nitez dear reader.


The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 10:48 PM

training today was so effing. seriously.
it was. i hated myself so much just now.
soooo dismal la. sheesh. and i was feeling
so sleepy. that didn't help at all laaaaaaa.
did hw BEFORE that cause we HAD to kill
FOUR hours for training which started at
5pm. sighs. the disappointment still lingers
though but HECK la. tomorrow got this
match against northland, the school which
sits on the highest pedestal in hockey in
Singapore. okay fine. cool with it. mentally
prepared already. GAHH. whatever. =/

okok time to release my angst by publishing
Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation(HSWC)

HSWC no. 6 :
Girl :
.......that is more stupid la.

Guy :
ummm. its "stupider" not more stupid.

Girl :
huh? (confidently) there's no such word as "stupider" la my dear.

Guy :
ummmm.

Girl :
OH! there is such a word. >.<

HSWC No. 7 :
Calvin :
(argues some theory of the other group)

Ellen Woo :
i agree with him completely.

Bryan Tong :
But you see it was STILL him who did it like
how Newton discovered the LIGHT BULB!!!

(GAWSH i was laughing so hard at this one! >.<)

HSWC no. 7 :
Mdm Lee :
when the gradient is 0, m = 0, so its flat.

Hinyang :
oooh flat has a new definition! m= 0! haha

Me :
gawsh hinyang. shut up la. haha. so mean.

Hinyang :
sooooooooo, is candle m = 0?

Me :
HINYANG! that was SO mean. =/

Hinyang :
oh then what? m = -10 ? hahaha.

Me :
dots and whatever.


HAHA. now that were the quirks of this week.
i seriously can't wait for the loooooong break!
and yes now i DO know that mon and tues are
public holidays! lol. have been hockey hockey
and more hockey these past few weeks. and gawsh
my feet now stinks. i need talc. powder! >.<

hrmmm. i don't know why i didn't even audition
for sajak just now. i mean i SHOULD have given it
a try or something but NO i chose to be with the malay
people and not audition for that damn thing. there is still
pidato which i am even gonna bother about and bahas.
maybe should start reading the bahas passage. yeah as IF
i'll even qualify. there are still sec 4s like Agung and the Indon
Scholars. bahhh. whatever. why am i even THINKING of these
stuffs? tskkk.


ohh this is a long entry already.
hahaha. nitez dear reader.

Sunday, January 22, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 2:30 PM

In no particular order, list down
3 people you know
4 people you see at school
2 people who like each other
3 people you have gone out with
3 people who you work with

1. tiffany
2. asyraf
3. taufiq
4. hinyang
5. kesavan
6. asmirah
7. salmah
8. marcus
9. calvin
10. haslina
11. dian
12. randall
13. paul
14. fadhilah
15. hisyam

what do you think of number 4?
hahaha. he is just one sweet soul. ;)

how would you feel if number 4 slapped you on the face?
OUCH! painful ah. =/

How nice is number 6?
hoho. shes another kind soul. =)

On a scale of 1-10, rate how good looking number 5 is
HAHA! i give him 10!!! :)

Will you ever fall for number 11?
haha. gawsh this is totally pure coincidence.
well maybe who knows? x)

Honestly, if number 8 met with an accident, what would you do?
awww. then i'll call eunice gan to visit him straightaway.haha.

What sport would you play with number 12?
i played hockey with him on one occasion.

What if number 1 got a girlfriend?
hoho. i am SURE she has lots of girlfriends. xD

Do you hate number 9?
hahaha. nahh.

How much do you like number 2?
he is my big abang/brother! =D

Will 13 and 7 make a good couple?
hahaha. nahhh. i don't think so. both
have partners already.

Would 14 one day kill you?
hoho. she said she would. x)

Who do you like more? 3 or 10?
haha. both are weird in their own weird ways.

Friday, January 20, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 5:57 PM

LALALA!

okay hinyang.that song of yours is
really infectious. it grows on me leh.
haha.i like i like i like!!! =)

my to-do-list for the weekend :
a.math.ass.
bio.ws
chem.hw.
e.math ass.
eng.ws.
physics.hw.
malaytest.preparation.
*history.read-up.
*bio.readup.
*math.practices.
*outing.tml(hopefully)
*match on sunday.

and voila! thats my to-do list.
well all except the *ed ones
to be completed by today or
tomorrow evening.yupps.

and oh yeah the playlist has been
discarded! =(
cause its now ILLEGAL to put songs
on one's blog. sighs. well whatever la.

omg i'm now scared of calvin fong!
for reasons that shan't be revealed. xD
(sooooo...when are you going to ask me out calvinnnn?)
HAHA. and bryden too you know.
he smacked my ass alright. ouch? lol.
crappyy and chaotic 336 is. gawsh plus
loudmouth yongquan. he is so LOUD!
lalala. whatever la eh. haha. plus school
is really not bad nowadays maybe I have
adapted to sec 3 life? hrmmm.well maybe.
or am i the ONLY one who thinks so? =/
sighsighsigh.

and yes hinyang has said the word "gay"
15 times today! hahaha. yeah like, "omg
thats f***ing gay!" and i want you
to stop that NOW! yeah as if you would listen
to me. omg you are online now and i am appearing
offline like i always do. xD heh. whatever laaaaaa.

and welcome back dian!!! :)))

Wednesday, January 18, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 9:45 PM

hahaha.
i feel like doing this
after reading it in an
archive of a blog.seems
fun...

haha! X)

Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation No. 1:

Kesavan :
hrmmm yeah i guess.sighs.

Me :
ya huh.

Kesavan :
but i still don't get how smart girls ALWAYS fall for stupid guys.hrmmm.

Me :
-__-" / o.O

Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation No. 2 :

Ellen Wu :
i love to play golf.i shot a hole in one before. :)

Avinash :
so did you win a prize like a car or something?

EW :
no. i didn't win a car. there was a mix up with the organiser
and the sponsor.

Hinyang :
(whispers) yeah maybe you shot at the wrong hole!

Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation No. 3:

Hinyang :
(sings a JAMES blunt song)

Me :
(mumbles) ohh james blunt.okay.

HY :
OMG! thats a insult!

Me :
o.O

HY :
you said i sounded like JOHN! tskkk. =/

Me :
hahaha. whatever.

Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation No. 4 :

Bryden :
Iqbal!!! you rock!

Me :
hrmmm. okayyy. you rock too bryden. haha.

Bryden :
you rock, you're my idol!

Me :
ummmm. heh. you're my......you rock tooooooo! xD

Hilarious Stupid Weird Conversation No. 5 :

Yong Quan :
mrs cheng, bryden has something to ask you....

Bryden :
how does a slim woman get fat overnight?

Mrs Cheng :
-shrugs-

Bryden :
She drank PLUM juice!!!


ummm. i forgot how the bimbo conversation went.
but it fits the criteria of this segment so MUCH!

hahaha.

miss you <3

Tuesday, January 17, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 10:55 PM

sighs... =/

Sunday, January 15, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 9:35 PM

alter ego: sighs.see la iqbal firdaus.
you finished your homework
too fast and now you have totally
nothing to do.or maybe you did
picked up the physics textbook
to revise for the upcoming test
and did other important stuffs
but STILL you were bored today.
sighs. i really think you should get
a life and do something else besides
studying,revising or anything academic
for that matter. yeah hockey and running
are something else but are those the only
thing you can do. perhaps.
now what do you want to achieve this year?
and how are you going to achieve it? hrmmm?
and can you balance all your commitments?
do you even have time for yourself?
why are you not answering ME? HOIII!

me : oh shut up alter ego! sheesh! i don't remember
hiring YOU as my personal advisor.go away! i know
how to handle this alright.yes its going to be a hectic year
but i know i'll come out of it. now shhhh and go back to sleep.


ps : that was a real confrontation....

Saturday, January 14, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 6:29 PM

nyaha!
i completed my entire list of
homework in two hours flat
which consists of Amath,Emath
bio,physics and social studies!
yay! xD(aside;and that despite my wasted
morning.sheesh.)

haha. and to think asyraf has the cheek to say
he is busy to even go online.haiyoh.must be
VERY busy huh? i'm sure...

(ummm i actually updated a bit longer but due
to some complications with the codes i had, the gist
was all wiped out. this always happens.)

and now i am lazy to retype everything.
sighs. gahhh. whatever la.

byebye.

one-four-three. =)

Thursday, January 12, 2006
Exclusive Report
- from IF @ 2:24 PM

hihi!

hrmm.i did not attend school today. =/
i had this teribble tummy ache when i woke
up this morning.sighs. i miss school already.
being in school is so fun! ahwells. now i'm feeling
MUCH better and hope tomorrow will be a good
day. :)

haha. i guess i'm going to update on yesterday.
yeah. it was the 11th of January 2006. a Wednesday.
i had fun in school cause there weren't many studying
subjects or to say the least, the boring ones.haha.
math and chem was okay i guess but i really liked malay
yesterday. don't ask me why. i don't have the answer to
that >.< hrmmm.then had training.ran 6 rounds which was
a tiny amount compared to hinyang's 20+ rounds! gawsh!
did a few drills,played some games and voila training was
over.felt short though.haha.ah wells.

hehe.what happened after training is for me to know and
for you to find out! shan't say anything more ;)

i will be missing Malay Lang Society. =(
and they are going to pick the item to
perform during the CNY concert today.
i THINK.bahh.*whispers* i don't even
know whos the president of the club. =/
whatever la.haha.

messages in a bottle,
je t'aime :)

Sunday, January 08, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 11:04 AM

News Flash :

Chewing gum helps one to do his homework
quickly and efficiently.

Proven by Iqbal Firdaus.

x)

Friday, January 06, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 8:32 PM

bleargh.

i just realised i'll be busy this month.
hrmmm.trainings on odd weekdays
and mls practices on the even? woah.
plus homeworks which are given everyday.
bahh. just whatever la. i'm sure i'll be able
to go through it. alive that is or still mentally
stable!

sighs.whatever.still have this commonwealth
essay to EDIT/CUT DOWN! =(

miss you

Tuesday, January 03, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 6:35 PM

HAHA!
yes kesavan i guess you're right.
cos i am reading my hist txtbk now.
going to finish chapter 1 soon.haha.
x)

any-o-hows.1st day in school.
hrmmm.not too bad la.
twas rather slack.didn't do anything
much.lalala. i got chen ling kwong
as my form tutor. yippee?
well i don't know la.336 seems so
unfun. too many '11s?

-shrugs-

and and and hinyang isn't my
tablemate! well he WAS until
he had to change his seat with
a scholar,Jix, from the philippines. =/
ahwells.guess its okay though it would
be great if i had hinyang.

anywayyyy.cikgu rahimah is my new
cikgu! my dear cikgu fauziah is stolen
by asyraf.hrmmphs. xP

lalala. school was dismissed at 1.20pm.
was soooo early. went to the library.
so fun seeing all the mats rushing
through their homeworks.(excluding
asyraf and hisyam of course)
hahaha. xD

then i went to lido with hinyang!
hahaha. SEE! i told you the escalator
thing can happen! it just happened!
one going up,one going down. x)
then bryan kwa and calvin fong came
and stared at us for a good 30secs or so
when they entered.
like DOTS? weird encounters.

okayyy thats it for now i guess.
really hope 336 is not as bad as
i think it is.

bond will still be there.

Sunday, January 01, 2006
The Daily Prophet
- from IF @ 10:31 PM

Song Playing : We Belong Together

A Happy New Year to you
my ever so faithful reader!
=) (and to think hinyang
copied that to start his post)

okay quick update...

1) I am obsessed with two songs now.
Confessions Of A Broken Heart by Lindsay
Lohan and Thats Where It Is by Carrie
Underwood.

2) I've done everything i have to do for
2005! x)

3) I hope tomorrow will be funfunfun! =D

4) Today was a fruitful day!

5) I am so looking forward to going to school I look nice in
my white longs! xD